Creep Repellant

For the one who tells you to smile. The reply guy. The “I just want to talk.” The coworker who stands too close. The ex who “just happened” to be in the neighborhood. Anyone, of any gender, who can't take a hint.

Rosemary, bay, sage, and black salt, tied up tight and ready to hang by the door. This is folk protection with a sense of humor and zero patience.

We don't judge who you are. We judge how you act.

How to use: Hang it by your front door, tuck it in your car's visor, or keep it in your bag for commutes, conventions, and bars. Replace it when you feel like the energy needs a refresh.

Inside: rosemary, bay leaf, culinary sage, black and pink salt, in a muslin bag.

Made by hand by Lady Hao, who's run more creeps off her porch than she can count.

Not for consumption. Keep away from kids and pets.

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Handmade in small batches in Grovetown, GA by your favorite apothecary and village elder, Lady Hao. Every piece is mixed, measured, and tied up by hand, so no two are exactly alike. Sold for ritual and decorative use. No specific results promised.