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Door and Pocket Sachet Pair: Salem's Revenge by Lady Hao

Door and Pocket Sachet Pair

$25

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Ships the next business day, Monday through Friday, from my home in Grovetown. Standard shipping is $8, free on orders of $70 or more. Local pickup available for my CSRA neighbors.

Two herb sachets. Creep Repellent (3 oz) and Aura Armor (3 oz).

One hangs by the door. One rides in your pocket. The reply guy can type all he wants, and the day’s leftover moods can stay on the porch.

Creep Repellent hangs by the entry for anyone, of any gender, who can’t take a hint. We don’t judge who you are. We judge how you act. Aura Armor rides along in your bag for the days you’ve soaked up everybody’s mood but your own. Two sachets, one clear message: not today.

How to use it

  1. Creep Repellent: hang it by your front door, tuck it in your car’s visor, or keep it in your bag. Swap it out when it’s looking tired.
  2. Aura Armor: keep it in your pocket, your bag, or on your desk. When you get home, set it down with your keys.
  3. Keep Aura Armor dry, since selenite dissolves in water.

Inside Creep Repellent: rosemary, bay leaf, culinary sage, black salt, pink salt, in a muslin bag.
Inside Aura Armor: white sage, lavender, rosemary, and a selenite stone, in a muslin bag.

Not for consumption. Keep away from kids and pets. Aura Armor contains a small stone. Not for burning, skin, or the bath. These are ritual and decorative items, not safety devices, and they don’t replace good judgment or personal safety measures. Folk-tradition inspired. No specific results promised.

Creep Repellent 3 oz, Aura Armor 3 oz. Ships next business day, Monday through Friday. Handmade in small batches in Grovetown, GA by your favorite village elder, Lady Hao. Every item is mixed, measured, and tied up by hand, so no two are exactly alike.